"Astrid?! NOOOOO!" is the eleventh episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the eleventh episode of Season 1. This episode continues the "very special kind of walkthrough" for the Dark Brotherhood quest-line in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Fün Tits has just assassinated the Emperor's decoy posing as The Gourmet. However, when she returns to the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary, she finds it under attack by soldiers. Festus Krex is pinned to a tree outside with arrows and inside everything is on fire. Fün goes searching for Astrid in the sanctuary and finds Arnbjorn dead. Despite being excited about her being single, Fün is extremely worried about Astrid.
She meets up with Nazir and tries to search for other Dark Brotherhood members. Fün then hears the voice of the Night Mother calling her into her coffin for safety (though Fün thinks that this is Astrid playing a joke). After the danger has passed, Nazir and Babette find Fün Tits locked in the Night Mother's coffin. Fün then finds Astrid near dead and burned alive. Astrid informs Fün that it was her that betrayed her to the soldiers in Solitude and that Fün must kill her. Finally realizing this isn't a prank, Fün kills Astrid because she loves her, then proceeds to look back on all of her memories with her.Fün Tits then speaks with the Night Mother who informs her that the real Emperor must still die. She finds out the location of the Emperor from the person who ordered the hit on him, then travels to Solitude to finish the deed. While she's there, she kills Commander Maro, the mastermind behind attacking the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary. After this, she swims out to the Emperor's ship to assassinate him.
Upon finding the Emperor, she accepts the Emperor's proposition to kill the person who ordered his assassination. She then shouts at the Emperor to move him, but he dies just from the power of her thu'um. She takes his Emperor robes and leaves a bottle of wine on his body, as she had no nightshade left.