|Season 2, Episode 2|
|Air date||Uploaded to GameSocietyPimps May 1, 2012|
|Written by||Adam Koralik, Aaron Yonda, Emre Cihangir|
|Directed by||Adam Koralik, Aaron Yonda, Emre Cihangir|
|A Pimp Goes to College||The Augur of Freeman|
Upon returning to The College of Winterhold, Crotch Guzzler finds J'zargo in his dorm room sitting in his chair. Crotch generally isn't too happy about others being in his room. After this, he heads up to speak with the Dean of the college, Savos Aren. The Dean instructs him to speak with the Librarian, Urag gro-Shub, in the Arcanaeum at the college to see if he might know what the orb that was found at Saarthal is.
Crotch speaks with Urag and asks if he might have something more exciting for him to do. Urag sends Crotch on a dangerous mission to retrieve some stolen books. When he turns to leave the Arcanaeum, Crotch is stopped by Ancano and questioned about the orb. However, Crotch basically ignores him and goes off to fetch the stolen books.
After fighting a dragon along the way, Crotch arrives at the dungeon where we can find the stolen books. He quickly kills almost everyone in the dungeons and fetches the books, then returns to The College of Winterhold. He gives the stolen books back to Urag gro-Shub who was pretty ungrateful that he had retrieved them.Crotch Guzzler gets a bit freaked out after speaking with Colette, a mage who specializes in restoration magic. After telling her that he doesn't find that a valid school of study, Colette mentions seeing Crotch decades in the future. Crotch was hoping that they weren't going to get married and thought that the college was only a 4 year degree.
He then goes to speak with Tolfdir who is busy being fascinated by the orb they found in Saarthal. Crotch then notices how great Ancano's ass is (possibly the best ass in Skyrim) as they walk to meet the member of the Psijic Order that came to the college to speak with Crotch. The member of the Psijic Order freezes time to speak with Crotch alone, and Crotch uses the opportunity to steal things from the Dean's office. The member of the Psijic Order then instructs Crotch to speak with an Augur. Crotch then reminisces on how boring the events at the college have been so far.