"Behold...SHADOWMERE!" is the eighth episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the eighth episode of Season 1. This episode continues the "very special kind of walkthrough" for the Dark Brotherhood quest-line in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Fün Tits returns to the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary to inform Astrid of the very colorful wedding assassination she had just performed. Astrid then informs her to speak with Gabriella about her next contract. Gabriella informs Fün that she needs to kill a general's son named Gaius Maro who "travels to every city" and that she needs to pick up his schedule before killing hm. Fün isn't pleased about there being "paperwork" involved in assassinations, but heads off to Dragon Bridge to begin the next mission.
There, she encounters two dragons, "Sack Nibbler" and "Sock Nibbler", who are attacking Dragon Bridge. During the attack, Fün steals her target's travel schedule. Fün, with the help of her horse, defeats both of them. She absorbs Sack Nibbler's soul in front of Gaius, but is unable to impress him She then speaks with a child in Dragon Bridge named Clinton Lylvieve and makes fun of his name. After that she makes it her goal to kill anyone in Skyrim named Clinton.
Fün Tits tracks Gaius Maro to the city of Windhelm. There, she encounters Silda the Unseen again. After being persuaded by Emre to remove her clothes, Fün learns that her body is normal and not at all as ugly as her face. After gaining this knowledge, she informs Gaius Maro that she will assassinate him. This causes him to attack. She tries to convince the guards and townspeople of Windhelm that he attacked her unprovoked, but they all ignore her. Because of this, she is able to finish the kill in the open on the streets of Windhelm.
After this, Fün Tits returns to the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary to inform Gabriella that her contract has been fulfilled. However, Fün is surprised to learn that there has been an incident with Cicero. Astrid informs her that he had stabbed an Argonian member of the Dark Brotherhood, tried to kill her, and then fled. Astrid then orders Fün to find her husband, Arnbjorn, and then to kill Cicero. Before leaving, she searches Cicero's room to find out where he may have gone. Astrid finally gives Fün Tits what she has been looking for, Shadowmere.
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