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Character Attributes
Role Wagon-Man/Courier
Faction Wagon-Man Courier Service
Questlines Unknown
Appearance Attributes
First Appearance 1.02 - Quest For The Demon Horse Shadowmere
Latest Appearance 6.09 - Wrestling Hobo
Physical Attributes
Race Nord
Sex Male
Current Status Unknown

Bjorlam is a carriage driver in Skyrim, who is also a member of the Wagon-Man Courier Service. He is pretty much the sexiest, most manly wagon man in all of Tamriel, as Bjorlam has a dick the size of a summer sausage. He is also quite revered for his tales and his ability to take you to any of the nine hold capitals.


Quest For The Demon Horse ShadowmereEdit

Fün meets Bjorlam for the first time, asking for him to take her to Windhelm. He tells her to climb on back, and starts to tell a story. His story cuts off near the beginning which annoys Fün. After leaving Windhelm, Fün needs Bjorlam to take her to Riften, but cannot get him, as he is in Whiterun.

Licking AstridEdit

After improving her weapons and armors, Fün stumbles upon Bjorlam and asks him to take her to Falkreath, after calling him cool.

Stupid Moth PriestEdit

S'oggy Sketch ArtistEdit

S'oggy wants to send a letter to Ysolda to tell her to teach him how to read. He goes to Bjorlam in hopes of giving him the letter to give to Ysolda. Before he can enlist Bjorlam's help, Hired Thugs from the rival courier company, S(kyrim)EX(press), attack S'oggy, Aela and General Burnside. He then gave the letter to Bjorlam and walked away.

Fish StickEdit

S'oggy gave Bjorlam another letter to give to Ysolda.

Reading RetartEdit

Whilst telling his story to Crotch Guzzler, S'oggy flashes back to a moment when he asks Bjorlam to take him to Markarth. He is also thanked for delivering the message to Ysolda.

Survival Horror DungeonEdit

S'oggy gets invited to a dinner party near Dragonsreach and has to take a carriage outside of Whiterun. While S'oggy tries to use Bjorlam's carriage Emre tells him that he needs to use a different carriage. S'oggy asks Bjorlam if he can drive the other wagon, but Emre tells him that they have very specific routes they have to the hold capitals.

Bjorlam s6e30

Bjorlam knows all the Hold capitals

Song of Mai DikEdit

After "Mai Dik" leaves the tavern with the dirty Cat-Man, Cock Nibbler needs help to travel around. Since Bjorlam is the closest, he is hired.

Winterhold SUCKSEdit

Cock was running through the wilderness to get to the College of Winterhold. Emre asked why he didn't just hire Bjorlam. Cock responded with saying he wanted enjoy the fresh air.

Wrestling HoboEdit

Cock used Bjorlam's carriage to take him to the Jarl of Falkreath.

Heavy Metal MusicalEdit

Bjorlam takes Cock Nibbler to the Mysterious Cave by Solitude to save Brad the Bard.


  • "Have you ever been to Windhelm? Oldest city in Skyrim by some accounts. They say the big old palace there was built by Ys-"
  • "I can take you to any of the hold capitals."
  • "Climb on back and we'll be off."
  • "My carriage is the safest way to travel."
  • "Good morning."

Alternate NamesEdit

See alsoEdit

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