|Brad the Bard|
|Brad The Bard, as he appears in Skooma Parley|
|First Appearance||5.30 Skooma Parley|
|Latest Appearance||6.12 Tittlywinks|
|Current Status|| Unknown
Since the beginning of Season 6, "Songs of Skyrim with Brad the Bard" has replaced weapon dedication as the show's way to honor sponsors. During the segment, Brad sings one (or more) song(s) about the episode's sponsor(s).
It was revealed on the episode, "Erik the Cabbage Slayer" that Brad the Bard cannot eat gluten, as he actually has Celiac disease.
The Rains of ElsweyrEdit
"And who are you?" that Nibbler said, "That I must bow so low?"
"Only a cat of a different coat, that's all the truth I know,"
"In a coat of gold, or a coat of red, a lion still has claws,"
"And cocks are long and sharp my lord,"
"As long and sharp as yours,"
And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that lord of Elsweyr,
And now the rains weep o'er his walls, with no-one left to hear,
Yes now the rains weep o'er his walls, and not a soul to hear.
The Skooma ParleyEdit
Brad the Bard first appears singing The Rains of Elsweyr. The song is a threat to S'oggy Balls at the Skooma Parley, but he does not notice as S'oggy is distracted by all of the skooma he is surrounded by. Brad is also one of the killers of S'oggy Balls, after shooting him with a crossbow during 'the best skooma break ever'.
He is voiced by Brad Knight, who sometimes makes an appearance on the non-gaming channel Blame Society Films, on the shows Beer and Board Games and Chad Vader.