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Brad the Bard
Brad The Bard, as he appears in Skooma Parley
Character Attributes
Role Unknown
Faction Unknown
Questlines Unknown
Appearance Attributes
First Appearance 5.30 Skooma Parley
Latest Appearance 6.12 Tittlywinks
Physical Attributes
Race Imperial
Sex Male
Current Status Unknown

Brad the Bard is a bard who appears at the Skooma Parley in Cock Nibbler's tower, singing a cover of The Rains of Castamere - The Rains of Elsweyr.

Since the beginning of Season 6, "Songs of Skyrim with Brad the Bard" has replaced weapon dedication as the show's way to honor sponsors. During the segment, Brad sings one (or more) song(s) about the episode's sponsor(s).

It was revealed on the episode, "Erik the Cabbage Slayer" that Brad the Bard cannot eat gluten, as he actually has Celiac disease.

The Rains of ElsweyrEdit

"And who are you?" that Nibbler said, "That I must bow so low?"

"Only a cat of a different coat, that's all the truth I know,"

"In a coat of gold, or a coat of red, a lion still has claws,"

"And cocks are long and sharp my lord,"

"As long and sharp as yours,"

And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that lord of Elsweyr,

And now the rains weep o'er his walls, with no-one left to hear,

Yes now the rains weep o'er his walls, and not a soul to hear.

The Skooma ParleyEdit

Brad the Bard first appears singing The Rains of Elsweyr. The song is a threat to S'oggy Balls at the Skooma Parley, but he does not notice as S'oggy is distracted by all of the skooma he is surrounded by. Brad is also one of the killers of S'oggy Balls, after shooting him with a crossbow during 'the best skooma break ever'.


He is voiced by Brad Knight, who sometimes makes an appearance on the non-gaming channel Blame Society Films, on the shows Beer and Board Games and Chad Vader.

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