"Club Hobos" is the 111th episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the 22nd episode of Season 6.
After defeating the evil Mythic Dawn cult, Cock decides he's going to do the Game Society Pimps gods' bidding and complete the main storyline to become the hero of Skyrim. Emre, voice in his head, decides that he shouldn't be so hasty and he should go celebrate having successfully destroyed evil.
The voice in his head suggests he head over to the Bannered Mare and have a drink. Cock imbibes 14 drinks coerced by the voice and becomes very wasted. This makes Cock forget about his gods for a bit. He harasses Saadia and ends up touching her butt which alerts the guard.
Cock, dissatisfied with the no touching butt rule in Whiterun, leaves the city and heads over to Club Hobos that the voice recommends going to.
Cock travels a short distance out of Whiterun and arrives at Club Hobos, a dimly lit establishment with dance music. Cock, not being used to go to clubs since he's been homeless his whole adult life, feels a little out of place but he finds a woman in skimpy clothing.
After chatting with the woman, they spend the night together in the bedroom. Next morning, he wakes up and finds a ugly Argonian woman standing next to the bed. Realizing he had sex with this woman, he leaves the establishment feeling sick. He tries to jump off to commit suicide saying that he betrayed the Game Society Pimps gods and the teachings of the pimple. Like always, he is unable to kill himself and wallows in his sorrow.
- Emre and Aaron were extremely drunk when filming this episode as mentioned in the beginning of the video.
- S'oggy, blue balled by Aela in Sex With Aela later visits Club Hobos but the place was at this point unoccupied. The voice in S'oggy's head claims that he has been here before, possibly referencing Cock's visit in this episode.
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