"Crazed Courier" is the 102nd episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the 13th episode of Season 6.
Cock Nibbler is at the Iron Breaker Mine distributing food in Dawnstar. However, Cock's charity food, the potato, is given back. Not understanding what happened he leaves the mine and gives a woman standing outside the mine called Beitild a bunch of food including the Leg of Goat Roast.Just on the outskirts of Dawnstar, a dragon approaches. Cock and the local guards defeat the dragon and the whole town goes to watch what's going on. Cock gloats about his fight against the dragon and lectures the town about a woman here that doesn't like potato. He drop the potato in front of the townsfolk to give to them instead but everyone starts leaving. The voice in his head tells him that in Dawnstar potatoes are equivalent to taking a shit.
Cock Nibbler goes to see the The Oracles but he feels dirty and leaves the inn. He meets a bunch of Khajiits and says he needs to report to the animal control center and receives a letter from the Shrine of Stendarr. Interested in the contents of the letter, Cock heads in the northeast, which coincidentally was the same way the courier was heading. Noticing how frail and cowardly the courier was (yielding to wolves, etc.), Cock decides to look after the courier and kills all of the threats. Following the courier Cock sees how dangerous a life of a courier could be. Soon after, the courier started running into the water. Cock claims that he might have been delivering a letter to Shitty Angie, former homeless and current drug dealer.
After dealing with a few wild animals, Cock catches up to the courier. The courier was lying on the ground dead. To see if he had other mail on him he searched the courier. Instead, he found a bunch of clothing. Feeling uneasy that he might be a serial killer, he leaves the body unlooted.
Just outside the Shrine of Stendarr, Cock finds three hired thugs claiming that he "can't hide from me! and that they're going to "teach (him) a lesson." Cock finds this ridiculous but the three hired thugs disappear. Cock enters the Shrine of Stendarr and he finds the three hired thugs waiting for him there. Lesson learned. The voice in his head tells him that he is so glad somebody hired thugs to teach Cock this lesson.
- The leg of goat roast that Cock gives to Beitild is later picked up by Fün, when she assassinates her in Fun With Assassinations from season one.
- Are you a messenger or a man?
- Voice in head: Have you ever actually tipped one of these guys (the couriers) cuz i think you're supposed to... Cock: You mean like knock them over?
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