"Dead Kid" is the 126th episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the 37th episode of Season 6. This episode is a "very special kind of walkthrough" for the missions "The Merchants of Gold" of the Dark Brotherhood Resurrection Questline (Mod DLC) and the mission "The House of Horrors."
After concluding Solitude sucks because a girl named Svari lay dead on the streets of the Skyrim capital and looting her corpse for Hadvar's house key (aka George Lucas's House in Sex with George Lucas), Fün heads over to the Blue Palace to kill the last Gold-Love. She casts fireball and kills a bystander. Going back to kill the right target, she wonders why the members of the blue palace let her in again,
"I don't know. I hope that woman who looks like this (Daedric Armor) doesn't come back in and kill another one of us. That would be unfortunate."
While Fün had some trouble killing Alicia Gold-Love with poison, she manages to get twenty bottles of poison in her and leaves for Dawnstar, back to the Dark Brotherhood headquarters. Stabby tells him that now that the Dragon Cultists' patrons are gone, they can go infiltrate the Dragon Cultists' headquarters. Stabby tells Fün that she's going to need backup but she tells Stabby that they need to stay. She's planning to bring Serana and Astrid, who have both been missing for a while. Fün also goes to talk to Averna before going and Averna tells Fün the unfortunate news. Averna has to be sexually penetrated with the mace of Molag Bal at the Shrine of Boethiah in order for the daedra to take pity on her. Averna claims that if "the prophecy is correct, (she) will be more powerful than any Daedric Price."
To assemble her team back together before infiltrating the Dragon Cultisits' headquarters. She goes over to Castle Volkihar and picks up Serana and Markarth to pick up her crispy bacon friend, Astrid. In Markarth, a member of the Vigil of Stendarr stops Fün and Serana and asks if they know anything about the house they are standing next to. It's apparently used for Daedra worship. Thinking this may be the place Astrid would head to, who used to love Daedra worship back when she was alive, Fün, Serana, and the vigilant enter the house.
Once she enters the house a deep voice speaks to Fün telling her to kill the vigilant. So she does, assuming that she would be able to get the key to get out of there. Unfortunately this does not turn out to be true and she goes down to the basement into a cave to a lighted area with a rusted mace. When she reaches out for the rusted mace, she gets caught in a cage trap and the deep voice speaks again, to serve him and kill some priest. After obliging, the Daedra releases her from the cage and she finds Astrid on her way out the creepy house.
|Previous episode:||Next episode:|
|Apple Assassin||Demonic Penetration|