"Epic Meal Crime" is the tenth episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the tenth episode of Season 1. This episode continues the "very special kind of walkthrough" for the Dark Brotherhood quest-line in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Fün Tits arrives in Markarth to question the cook there about the identity of The Gourmet. She threatens the cook to tell her The Gourmet's name and, after telling her this information, Fün kills everyone who works in the kitchens with him. This includes the assistant chef Voada, the daughter of Ainethach.
After learning The Gourmet's true name, Balagog gro-Nolob (which sounds like a drunk guy trying to throw a bag of granola), she heads to an inn outside of Dawnstar to kill him. However, they are interrupted by a bunch of hired thugs. The thugs end up killing Balagog gro-Nolob for her. She finds out that the person who sent the thugs is none other than Ainethach. Fün then hides the real Gourmet's body underwater so that he is not discovered while she is trying to impersonate him.
Fün Tits then goes back to report to Festus Krex that she has found and killed The Gourmet. After this, Astrid tells Fün the next part of the plan to kill the Emperor. She also informs Fün that she has secured her exit for after the deed is done.
Dressed like a chef, Fün tricks the guard into thinking that she is The Gourmet. Upon arriving in the kitchen, she tells the castle chef (who has an unfortunate looking chest) that she is The Gourmet and how to prepare the meal for the Emperor. They go in to serve the meal to the Emperor, which kills him, then Fün escapes the castle.
However, when she gets outside, a group of soldiers informs her that someone in Dark Brotherhood betrayed her on purpose and try to kill her. They also inform her that the "Emperor" she killed as only a decoy. However, Fün is able to defeat all of them and then heads back to the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary.
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