"Fun With Assassinations" is the fourth episode of the Skyrim for Pimps series and the fourth episode of Season 1. The episode continues the "very special kind of walkthrough" for the Dark Brotherhood quest-line in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Plot[]
After her visit with The Oracles, Fün Tits begins her quest for triple murder that was assigned to her by Astrid of The Dark Brotherhood. On the way to the first assassination, we learn of Emre's joy in guessing how many footballs would fit into empty spaces. Narfi is the first person that is to be murdered by Fün. She tries pulling off the killing by waiting for Narfi to go to bed. However, Narfi never goes to sleep and she must instead just sneak up behind him and attack him with her mace. Fün also begins to use a nightshade flower as the calling card for her assassinations.
After leaving the nightshade on Narfi's body, she moves on to her second assassination target, Ennodius Papius. She quickly beheads him by the river and then attempts to put his head back on his body to cover up her crime. She is unsuccessful in doing this and his body end up floating down the river. Fün then sets off for her next kill, when she realizes she forgot to leave her calling card on Ennodius' corpse, and so she returns to leave the nightshade.
Now that she has successfully left her calling card, Fün heads to Dawnstar for her next target. She decides to briefly visit The Oracles before continuing. However, before she is able to proceed to her third kill, she remembers the carving left in the tree for Astrid in Licking Astrid. Fün becomes unsettled and wants to return to Astrid immediately, but Emre reminds her that she should finish her assassination missions first.
Fün Tits continues to her third mark, Beitild. She finds Beitild in her bed sleeping and it takes several tries before Fün is able to successfully pull off a sneak attack on her. She finds the Leg of Goat Roast on Beitild's body and decides to bring it back to Astrid. Upon leaving Beitild's home, Fün realizes that she has forgotten her calling card once again, and goes back to leave a nightshade on Beitild's body. She avoids telling Lydia the truth of what happened to Beitild, insisting they only had sex and Beitild was not dead, but asleep.
Upon returning to the Dark Brotherhood sanctuary, Fün is ready to impress Astrid with her Sex Armor. This is a much more revealing outfit than Fün has worn previously, and she greatly hopes that it will impress Astrid. Astrid orders Fün to complete another assassination for a contract in Markarth. Before leaving, Fün speaks with Astrid about her outfit again, and gives her the Leg of Goat Roast by rubbing it on her face.
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