"Pastel HELL" is the 99th episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the 10th episode of Season 6.
Plot[]
Cock Nibbler enters Blackreach and the voice in his mind notices all the pastel colors. After solving some puzzles, he obtains the elder scrolls. Jokingly, Cock says he needs to find the baby scrolls now. He leaves the Dwemer ruin and munches on some pheasants that some bandits left outside the ruin.
Back at Septimus's outpost, Cock hands Septimus his inscribed lexicon. Septimus determines he has to spend some time to "decryptify." Cock seeing how this may be a long process asks Septimus to send a text (Alfred Text) when he's done. Outside his outpost Cock decides to wait 24 hours for Septimus. He finds a courier in the area which Cock assumes is Alfred Text, however, the courier has no response.
Later in the episode, Cock explains slant rhymes to the voice in his mind because the voice does not appreciate "chode" slant rhyming with "gold" and that slant rhymes are an excuse. The voice in his head uses the "slippery slope" argument that if "chode" and "gold" rhymes then "chode" and "barbecue" are also slant rhymes. This evokes background laughter.
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