"Flying Dogs" is the 81st episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the 25th episode of Season 5.

Plot Edit

While traveling on the airship, a Thalmor docks the ship against them and boards the airship. S'oggy makes quick job of the Thalmor and witnesses Skullcat, the pirate captain, run away like a pussy.

Boarding their ship, S'oggy fights the Justiciar Lenial but General Burnside gets the last arrow right through the elf's mouth. S'oggy feels very proud of his little follower.

After talking to Khulan, who was on the ship but did not fight at all, he mentions his gay lover who was captured and S'oggy offers to take him back to get Khulan out of his depressing mood.

S'oggy take back Jo'ran from the lizard people and tries to get Jo'ran to come back to Elsweyr. Jo'ran however, is apparently busy researching flying dogs and tells S'oggy that totes is bad. S'oggy agrees that the word totes is bad. S'oggy has no idea what this cat man is saying but tells Khulan, his lover, to send some apprentices Jo'ran's way so he can build a stronghold there.

S'oggy feels like his time in Elsweyr was a waste of time but his inner voice reminded him that he did kill Justiciar Lenial who was poisoning the skooma.

"Thank god. I made taking drugs safe again."
After S'oggy comes back from his little skooma break, he goes to investigate the little settlement Jo'ran and his apprentices has built for their research. There, S'oggy meets the stupid new settlers although one of them is cool because this Khajiit is normal size and probably takes skooma. He also has a lengthy conversation about Khajiit linguistics and Khajiit religion. This bores S'oggy's inner thought. Did you know vaba means hotdog? Did you know the Khajiit worship dragons? Are you interested in any of this?

S'oggy: "I am Khajiit but what does vaba mean? I already know it means hot dog."
Jo'ran: "It is!"

Video Edit

Skyrim For Pimps - Flying Dogs (S5E25) - Walkthrough

Skyrim For Pimps - Flying Dogs (S5E25) - Walkthrough

See alsoEdit

Season 5
S'oggy Balls

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