"Flying Dogs" is the 81st episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the 25th episode of Season 5. This episode is part of a "very special kind of walkthrough" for the Moonpath to Elsweyr Questline (Mod DLC).

Plot Edit

While traveling on Skullcat's airship, the Thalmors approach them with their own airship and begin raiding Skullcat's airship. S'oggy makes quick job of the Thalmor but witnesses Skullcat, the pirate captain, running away like a pussy.

Boarding the enemy ship, S'oggy discovers Justiciar Lenial waiting in his office. He starts fighting the Justiciar but it was General Burnside who got the last arrow right through the elf's mouth. S'oggy feels very proud of his little follower.

Returing to Skullcat's ship, S'oggy strikes up a conversation with Khulan, who, like his captain, made no effort to fight. The coward mentions of his gay lover who was captured. In order to get Khulan out of his depressing mood, S'oggy offers to save his gay lover.

S'oggy successfully raids the lizard people's camp and was able to take back Jo'ran. He tries to get Jo'ran to come back to Elsweyr however, Jo'ran is apparently busy researching flying dogs and tells S'oggy that "totes is bad." S'oggy agrees that the word totes is bad. S'oggy has no idea what this cat man was saying but is told to tell Khulan, his lover, to send some apprentices his way so he can build a stronghold there.

S'oggy feels like his time in Elsweyr was a waste but his inner voice reminds him that he did kill Justiciar Lenial who was poisoning the skooma.

"Thank god. I made taking drugs safe again."

After S'oggy comes back from his little skooma break, he heads back to investigate the little settlement Jo'ran and his apprentices were building for their research project. There, S'oggy meets the stupid new settlers although one of them was cool because that Khajiit was normal size and probably took skooma. During his stay, S'oggy has a lengthy conversation about Khajiit linguistics and Khajiit religion. This bores S'oggy's inner thought. Did you know vaba means hotdog? Did you know the Khajiit worship dragons? Are you interested in any of this?

S'oggy: "I am Khajiit but what does vaba mean? I already know it means hot dog."

Jo'ran: "It is!"

Video Edit

Skyrim For Pimps - Flying Dogs (S5E25) - Walkthrough

Skyrim For Pimps - Flying Dogs (S5E25) - Walkthrough

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