"Fun with Brelyna" is the nineteenth episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the sixth episode of Season 2. This episode continues the "very special kind of walkthrough" for the College of Winterhold quest-line in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
The episode was originally called "Sex with Brelyna."
After jumping off the side of the College of Winterhold and failing to kill himself, Crotch Guzzler and Brelyna go off to recruit new members for the college. They weren't successful, but Crotch learns that Brelyna has suffered from a head injury that has impacted her cognitive abilities.
Upon returning to the college, an elf named Drevis informs Crotch that the focal points at the college need to be cleansed with special gloves. Again, Crotch isn't too pleased about being the Arch-Mage actually being considered the janitor to the other college members.
Crotch goes down to the Arcanaeum to give some books he found while out with Brelyna to Urag gro-Shub. When they get back to Crotch's Arch-Mage quarters, him and Brelyna have sex. Crotch feels a little bad about taking advantage of a girl with a head injury, but feels you have to take what you can get at this college.
He then goes to finish his Arch-Mage duties and clean the focal points of the college. While he was doing this, a dragon attacks in the college courtyard. Crotch was excited about killing the dragon until he realized he was the one who had to clean up its skeleton. After much effort, he eventually launches the skeleton out of the courtyard and into the distance.
Crotch goes out to a cave full of vampires to get Enthir's staff and possibly try to recruit them to the College of Winterhold. After retrieving the staff, Crotch returns to the college to be harassed by Enthir then give Onmund his stupid amulet back.
To top it all off, Crotch goes back to his dorm room to find J'zargo sitting in his chair and disturbing all of his skulls. This enrages Crotch greatly. He then goes back to the Arch-Mage quarters to have sex with Brelyna yet again.
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