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Herman Melville is a massive glob of floating tentacles that talks very slow and is credited for writing many books.

Alternatively, Herman Melville, also known as Hermaeus Mora, is a Daedric Prince of knowledge and a really shitty author. He wrote most of the books in Skyrim, and is really fucking boring and talks super fucking slow, like slower than a Nord on Skooma. He fucking sucks.

StoryEdit

Note: The events are in chronological order.

Herman Melville appears in front of CockEdit

Cock Nibbler visits Septimus Signus who is transcribing the lexicon. After learning that he has to collect some elf blood and get up to leave, a wretched abyss blocks the doorway. Having an option to talk to this abyss, Cock talks to it. The wretched abyss says it's Herman Melville and it wants Cock to serve him. Cock just thinks it's just dirt that needs to get scrubbed and refuses to serve him.

After collecting the all of the elf bloods, Cock returns to Septimus Signus's outpost. Septimus drinks the blood and opens a chamber holding a book called the Oghma Infinium. Septimus enters the chamber makes a quick comment about the book and is turned into ashes. Cock, not very interested in the book, picks it up as a souvenir and turns to leave, but he finds Herman Melville blocking the door again.

Cock accidentally agrees to be Herman Melville's champion. (Tittlywinks (S6E12))

Fün Tits picks up a pancake recipe and gives it to Crotch GuzzlerEdit

In season three The Fabulous Falmers, Fün Tits picks up a exotic pancake recipe written by Herman Melville. She gives these books to Crotch Guzzler in exchange for Astrid's revival. (Walking the Dead (S4E12))

Crotch makes the pancakesEdit

Fün Tits convinces Crotch Guzzler that these pancakes will make his family life better. After many adventures collecting ingredients, Crotch finally makes the exotic pancakes. (Sex with George Lucas (S4E6))

Herman Melville appears in front of CrotchEdit

Herman melville

Crotch serves the pancakes to his wife, Ysolda, and his daughter, Runa but they were off to bed. Crotch placed the pancake on their beds so they can eat it first thing in the morning but when Crotch woke up his wife and daughter lay dead in their beds. Crotch tries to commit suicide but fails to die. It is revealed later in Fün's adventures in Solsteim that Herman came to Crotch and offered him revenge with the power to make Library Land. (Pancake Apocalypse (S4E7) and Double Dragonborn (S4E19))

This same scene can be viewed from S'oggy's point of view in To Kill a Dragonborn (S5E29) and Quest For Skin (S6E39).

Herman Melville appears in front of FünEdit

(The Dickromancer (S4E11) and Tentacle Storn (S4E18))

PersonalityEdit

Crotch and Fün related over how fucking slow he talked.

Other worksEdit

Herman Melville also screenplayed "The Agent of Righteous Might The Movie." (Horse Thief (S6E15))

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