"Kooky Wizard" is the ninety-first episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the second episode of Season 6.
The episode was originally called Kinky Wizard.
Cock Nibbler travels to Whiterun and visits Dragonsreach in hopes that someone will execute him. In speaking with the Jarl Balgruuf, Cock informs that a dragon destroyed Helgen and the Jarl sends Cock to speak with Farengar, the local mage. Cock mistakes this as a signal that Farengar must be gay. Farengar, in turn, sends Cock on a mission to Bleak Falls Barrow to fetch a tablet.
In Bleak Falls Barrow, Cock battles bandits and solves some puzzles to get through to his destination. He saves Arvel the Swift from the giant spiderwebs and witnesses his death on a trap. He also discovers the mysterious "word of power" that he outright dismisses. He fights a "sneezing" drauger to retrieve the tablet and goes back to Whiterun. This is the moment that he realizes that adventuring might be fun.
Back in Whiterun, Irileth demands Cock's attention. Irileth is prepared to fight a dragon and she wants to recruit him as one of the fighters. The Jarl has permitted Cock to purchase property in Whiterun. He was excited for a second that he may not be homeless after all these years, but the voice in his head tells him that he is only being permitted to own property and he still needs to pay for a house.
After killing a dragon at the western watchtower with relative ease, one of the guards claims he is dragonborn. Instead of entertaining the guards with his new powers, he decided to play with the dragon corpse and a moose corpse.
Once again back in Whiterun, after a brief conversation with the Jarl, the Jarl sends him to go talk graybeards (gaybeards as Cock understands). He gets a housecarl, Lydia, and immediately verbally abuses Lydia by commenting on her figure. Upon talking to Bjorlam, the carriage driver, Cock discovers that the carriage will not take him to Iverstead and decides to go on foot with Lydia at her side. Along the way, Cock finds a giant and asks him to kill him but he discovers that he cannot be killed by giants either.
Passerby: Dress yourself
Cock Nibbler: Fuck Yourself
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