Letter from Bjorlam
by Bjorlam

Fün Tits

I dont know if you remember me, my name is Bjorlam. Remember the time you rode in my wagon and I told you the three hour long story? It was good times, wasn't it.

Anyways, through my network of wagon buddies I found out that the man you know as Crotch Guzzler has disappeared. No one seems to know what happened to him or where he went.

If you're able to find him, please let the Guild of Wagon Men know where he went. He left us with four million skulls that we had not yet delivered to his house, and we don't know what to do with them.

Your homie,

- Bjorlam


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