"Nekkid Cave People" (originally titled "Naked Cave People") is the 108th episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the 19th episode of Season 6. This episode is a part of a "very special kind of walkthrough" for the Agent of Righteous Might questline (mod).
In a report to Cock, Nirtius orders Cock to regain the Mythic Dawn's trust since the Mythic Dawn is suspicious of their blacksmith's death. He goes back to the hideout and talks to Dalamus (Crunsible) to see if everything is okay. Dalamus reveals to Cock that his dream is to get his hands on something called Xarxes, Lord Dagon's blessed razor.
Cock Nibbler writes a report on the details of their conversation and drops it off in the dropbox at the inn for Nirtius to pick up later. Heading outside to the streets of Rorikstead, Cock sees his new friend, Pasty the Guard, who shouts out to him "I know you!" and that "(He's) a wanted man." He threatens to arrest Cock but chickens out saying that arresting Cock was not worth it.
Back at the hideout, Cock talks to Helanu, who had been waiting to go out on her first outing with the Mythic Dawn. Helanu expresses how excited she is for her mission and that she's going to bring Cock with her to the mission. Cock feels uncomfortable about hanging out with a girl/woman he doesn't know the age of.
Cock and Helanu meets up with Vaden, Helanu's father, and a woman named Tarene. Tarene and Vaden have a little chat that Cock doesn't pay attention to.
Cock, Tarene, Helanu, and some other Mythic Dawn agents sail off to the icy cavern where the supposed razor is. Cock fights along side the Mythic Dawn team and is impressed at their skill and the chaos they are causing. Cock also appreciates that he is killing naked heretics, which Cock calls "nudies." Cock obtains the Xarxes and the Mythic Dawn team hurry back to the boat.
Unfortunately for Cock, he finds one of the Vigilant of Stendarr in the cave. Cock knowing he can't blow his cover, kills the innocent good people.
Back at the hideout, Vaden asks for the razor, Xarxes. Cock, still traumatized by the "nudies" completely ignore what Vaden's spiel.
Cock writes a memo to Nirtius about the recent events.
- He's a chicken just like you.
- I'm going to blow my cover just because how boring you are!
- Tarene-ah, I love your cat chow!
- Goblins are probably responsible for the naked people.
- Agent of Righteous Might (Mod DLC)
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