Notice to All Citizens
by Skyrim Lieutenants Uninterested in Tramps, Tarts, and Yetis (S.L.U.T.T.Y.)
NOTICE TO ALL CITIZENS:
There have been two crazy bitches running around and dancing across the land: one unidentified female, and one that we know to be the warrior Fün Tits. She was most recently sighted walking up the Throat of the World towards the Greybeards. If you see these two crazy bitches, please report them to the appropriate authorities. And they will... cover them up with a cape, or something.
- Skyrim Lieutenants Uninterested in Tramps, Tarts, and Yetis (S.L.U.T.T.Y.)