|Quest For The Demon Horse Shadowmere|
|Season 1, Episode 2|
|Air date||Uploaded to GameSocietyPimps January 4, 2012|
|Written by||Adam Koralik, Aaron Yonda, Emre Cihangir|
|Directed by||Adam Koralik, Aaron Yonda, Emre Cihangir|
|DON'T ATTACK THE CHICKENS||Licking Astrid|
"Quest for the Demon Horse Shadowmere" is the second episode of the Skyrim for Pimps series and the second episode of Season 1. It is also the first to feature the character Fün Tits. The episode begins the "very special kind of walkthrough" for the Dark Brotherhood quest-line in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
The episode begins with Fün purchasing a carriage ride from the wagon-driver Bjorlam to the city of Windhelm. There, it is revealed that her goal will be to find the "bestest, pimpest, dopest horse of all," Shadowmere. After this, Fün is harrased by the locals a bit before entering the city.Inside the city, we encounter Silda the Unseen for the first time. She is described as being gross and disgusting. After this, Fün enters the Aretino household to find Aventus Aretino performing The Black Sacrament to summon The Dark Brotherhood. However, Fün isn't completely aware this is exactly what was occurring at the time. She is aware, however, that she needs to kill Grelod the Kind in Riften.
On the way out of the city, Fün Tits chats up some of the locals, then takes a ride from another wagon-driver to Riften. Outside of Riften, she defeats her first dragon, "Ice Nibbler," and absorbs its soul. After speaking with the Khajiit merchants, Fün convinces the guard to let her into Riften. There, she assassinates Grelod the Kind, to the joy of the orphans there.
Fün then heads back to Windhelm and tries to obtain pickpocket lessons from Silda the Unseen. After this, she heads to Aventus Aretino's home to, unwillingly, let him know of Grelod's death. She is awarded with the ancient spaghetti plate of the Aretino family.