This article is about the character. For the episode, see S'oggy Balls (Episode).
|S'oggy Balls on the road from Winterhold, telling Crotch Guzzler his story.|
|Role||Drug Dealer, Master Thief, Harbinger|
|Faction||The Companions, The Thieves Guild|
|Questlines||The Companions, The Thieves Guild, Moonpath to Elsweyr|
|First Appearance||2.09 - Crotch Gets Hitched|
|Latest Appearance||6.32 - Dark Sisterhood|
|Current Status|| Deceased
S'oggy Balls is one of the four protagonists of the series Skyrim for Pimps.
S'oggy Balls is a Khajiit that hails from Elsweyr. He and his brother J'zargo were raised by tiger-like creatures called Tonys after their parents died. J'zargo always wanted to be a mage, but S'oggy Balls longed to be a master of Catrate, the art of smashing your enemies with your fists. Much to S'oggy's disappointment, J'zargo frowned on such a thing and always looked down on him and never showed him the respect he felt he deserved. When J'zargo left for the College of Winterhold, S'oggy decided to prove himself to J'zargo and left for Skyrim as well, leaving behind Tony and a...very odd Khajiit named Yura. But unlike his brother, S'oggy Balls headed straight to Whiterun to join the Companions and become a legendary fighter.
S'oggy Balls was unfamiliar with the customs outside of his homeland, not understanding that selling Skooma, his favorite drug, could land him in jail, or that anal licking was considered offensive because in his homeland it is a formal greeting. At the start of the series, S'oggy also could not read or write very well, leading to the threat of a restraining order by Ysolda after he sends her a creepy message.
Crotch Guzzler makes appearances in Season 2, Season 5, and Season 6. Crotch Guzzler stars as the main character in Season 5. See Timeline for a visual of the events in relation to the other three main characters.
- Main article: Season 5 - Story
Although S'oggy Balls is not the main character in Season 6, S'oggy Balls can be seen through the eyes of Cock Nibbler and Fun Tits. Cock directly interacts with S'oggy in the episode Giant Chicken Army.
- In Song of Mai Dik, Cock Nibbler witnesses S'oggy Balls and General Burnside hanging out at the Bannered Mare.
- In Giant Chicken Army, Cock Nibbler kills a dragon in front of S'oggy Balls, who is amazed at his Dragonborn skills. Cock Nibbler flies away during their conversation further amazing S'oggy Balls. Cock suspects S'oggy is high.
- In Dark Sisterhood, S'oggy can be seen smashing the people of Whiterun in what seems to be chaos caused by a Skooma shortage. Fun Tits, who lives in Whiterun, steps out of her house, see the chaos, and decides to rebuild the Dark Brotherhood.
- "A clean Khajit is not a Khajit any longer!" (In "Sex With Aela" , to J'zargo)
- "Friendship Smash!" (In "Friendship Smash")
- "You only have 5700? God dammit, Sprinkles! I just gave you 10,000 the other day! What happened to all of it, you dipshit?!" (In "Skooma Face", to Sprinkles, the drug dealer)
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See also Edit
|Point of View||Fün Tits • Crotch Guzzler • S'oggy Balls • Cock Nibbler|
|GSP Gods||Adam Koralik • Emre Cihangir • Aaron Yonda|