"SExpress Mail" is the 105th episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the 16th episode of Season 6. This episode is a "very special kind of walkthrough" for the Agent of Righteous Might (Mod) Questline.
In the previous episode, Cock Nibbler was successful in infiltrating the Mythic Dawn. Now at the moldy Mythic Dawn Hideout, Cock introduces himself to Dalamus (Crunsible), who is the leader in the Mythic Dawn cult. He also meets Helanu, the daughter of the a prominet cult member. Cock has difficulty assessing her age (child, midget woman, or teenager).
The members of the Mythic Dawn welcomes Cock into their organization and has Cock kill an innocent lizard as an offering toward Lord Dagon. Cock struggles for a little while about killing an innocent but quickly makes an excuse claiming that the lizard was flauting his bits as he was stripped.
After the little initiation ceremony, Cock talks to boring old Dalamus. Dalamus asks Cock to "get a job." Cock tries to reason with Dalamus that getting a job is against his lifestyle as a "True Homeless" (which was first referenced in the episode The Moose-Born). On top of this, Dalamus tells Cock that he must share a room with Helanu, the child/midget woman/teenager. Uncomfortable Cock may be, he accepts Dalamus's request so he can continue being the undercover agent and ultimately the hero of Skyrim.
For his new job as a logistic, Cock goes to receive his orders from Oleeme, a lizardwoman with what looks like grass growing out of her head. Cock offers to till her head but the woman wants Cock to deliver mail for a member of the Mythic Dawn. Cock is all over this as he has seen the life of a courier in action (reference to Crazed Courier).
After delivering the mail, Cock goes back to Oleeme for more jobs. Oleeme requests a varaiety of supplies and Cock sets out to collect them. His first stop is at the Frostfruit Inn in Rorikstead where he meets Ma'Dato, who supplies him with the goods. Cock collects the goods and leaves the inn where he sees his favorite things, cabbages. He starts picking the cabbages from the cabbage patch and then "sells" those cabbages to the farmer who owns the cabbage patch. "Honest pay for Honest Work."
Agent of Righteous Might (Mod)
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