Season 1

Synopsis

The first season of Skyrim For Pimps introduced two main characters, Cock Nibbler and Fün Tits. While the very first episode of the season featured Cock, the rest of the season told the tale of Fün Tits. During this season, we see Fün Tits join and rise in the ranks of The Dark Brotherhood, fall in love with Astrid, and murder many people.

Fün Tits adventure began with being captured by Astrid, who asked her to join The Dark Brotherhood (a group of assassins). Fün quickly raised through ranks after successfully completing many assassinations before being tasked with helping to assassinate the Emperor. After making an unsuccessful attempt and killing a decoy Emperor, Astrid inadvertently sold out The Dark Brotherhood and caused the destruction of most members and their sanctuary. Even after finding out about Astrid's betrayal (not to mention the numerous problems their "relationship" had endured), Fün Tits decided to stick by her and finish out the rest of her days in the destroyed sanctuary with Astrid's resurrected burnt body.

List of Episodes

1. DON'T ATTACK THE CHICKENS

2. Quest For The Demon Horse Shadowmere

3. Licking Astrid

4. Fun With Assassinations

5. Lover's Quarrel

6. Hiding In Grandma's Coffin

7. Werewolf Wedding Crasher

8. Behold...SHADOWMERE!

9. Fün Tits' Journal

10. Epic Meal Crime

11. Astrid?! NOOOOO!

12. Time Travel in Skyrim: Back to the Fü-ture

13. Fün's Lost Treasure