"Secret Cake Thief" is the 76th episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the 20th episode of Season 5. This episode is a "very special kind of walkthrough" for the mission, "The Pursuit" "Trinity Restored" and "Blighsighted" of the Thieves Guild questline.

Plot Edit

In the previous episode, S'oggy with his two followers Aela and General Burnside busted into Riftwield Manor to look for clues on where Mercer may have ran off to.

After finding a shopping list for a bandage cake on the floor, S'oggy finds a not so surprising entrance into a secret room in the back of a cupboard, which was labelled "suspicious cabinet." He secret passageway leads to the basement and finds evidence on where he may be.

Nightingale karliah


S'oggy rushes back to Brynjolf to tell him about the bandage cake and they both agree about the importance of stopping Mercer from making the bandage cake. Karliah nominates Brynjolf to do all the decision making and they head off to Nightingale Hall to what S'oggy assume is another handjob.


Talking to Nocturnal

Arriving at Nightingale Hall, Karliah decides she will tell S'oggy and Brynjolf about the secret of Mercer and the Thieves Guild as they walk inside. S'oggy thinks this is a bad idea since Karliah speaks too quietly and worries that they won't be able to hear anything.

Once inside Nightingale Hall, S'oggy, Brynjolf, and Karliah receive new armor and commit to becoming a Nightingale. Brynjolf discusses who should become the next leader of the guild and decide that S'oggy should become one.

What? You want me to be the leader? Because I'm super high most of the time. Is that really a good idea?
S'oggy accepts regardless and all three head off to Irkngthand to recover the Nocturnal's Skeleton Key from Mercer. S'oggy takes an unusual route of climbing up the side of the mountain even through the voice in his head tells him to go around it since the destination is a hole in the ground. S'oggy discovers that Irkngthand is Dwarven Ruin.
Nothing like a Dwarven Ruin to... ruin your evening.
Brynjolf, angry about Mercer's betrayal, promises blood. S'oggy hopes he'll keep that promise because his father said that before he left him and he was left with sadness. Poor S'oggy.

Karliah trap

Pushing Karliah into traps

Further deep into the ruins, they see Mercer kill a Falmer. S'oggy and the voice in his head imagines how tragic this Falmer's life must have been. He could have been writing a letter about his new neighbor Jackie's nose hole and how attractive they are.

They also stumble upon the many traps the Dwarves set in their buildings, Karliah being one of the victims.

Video Edit

Skyrim For Pimps - Secret Cake Thief (S5E20) - Walkthrough

Skyrim For Pimps - Secret Cake Thief (S5E20) - Walkthrough

See alsoEdit

Season 5
S'oggy Balls

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