|Season 2, Episode 7|
|Air date||Uploaded to GameSocietyPimps June 13, 2012|
|Written by||Adam Koralik, Aaron Yonda, Emre Cihangir|
|Directed by||Adam Koralik, Aaron Yonda, Emre Cihangir|
|Sex with Brelyna||Daedric Blind Date|
Crotch Guzzler decides he wants to break up with Brelyna because she isn't very bright and having sex with her is like having sex with a dead animal. After getting his first real break up out of the way, Crotch decides he needs to head out for a graduation party.
To get ready for the party, he buys a new outfit and then speaks with a bosmer named Malborn to give him the stuff he wants to smuggle into the party. After getting a chicken's approval on his outfit, he boards a cart to get to the party. Upon entering the party, Crotch is very underwhelmed to find that not very many people are at the party and there isn't one hot girl. After mingling with the guests a bit, Crotch tries to make the party more fun by trying to get drunk. However, the bar tender cuts him off after only one drink.Crotch gets wasted after his one drink and begins throwing food everywhere and dances on the tables. He finds another guest who is really drunk and gives him more to drink in exchange for making a scene. However, Crotch bores quickly and decides to leave the party. He recovers the gear that Malborn had snuck in for him and begins to murder several people.
On his way out of the building, he goes through the building and finds a prisoner tied up in the basement. He lets the prisoner go and then finds a break dancer in one of the other cells.