"The Augur of Freeman" is the sixteenth episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the third episode of Season 2. This episode continues the "very special kind of walkthrough" for the College of Winterhold quest-line in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
To find the Augur that the member of the Psijic Order had instructed him to find, Crotch Guzzler must go into the basement of the College of Winterhold called The Midden. This is also possibly where the freshman at the college live. Crotch is surprised to find janitor draugr down there. He then suddenly hears the voice of the Augur he was seeking. The Augur of Dunlain turns out to be the most boring thing in all of Skyrim. Because of his boredom, Crotch imagines how it would sound if Morgan Freeman or Richard Simmons did the voice for The Augur of Dunlain instead. Both were much more exciting.
Crotch rushes back to tell the Dean, Savos Aren, what the Augur told him. He tells Crotch to ask Mirabelle Ervine where he might be able to find the Staff of Magnus. She informs Crotch that a group called the Synod were looking for it in the ruins of Mzulft. So, Crotch sets out to see if he can find the Staff of Magnus. On the way to the ruins, Crotch borrows a horse from some friendly hunters (which he ends up murdering once they arrive).
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