"The Dickromancer" is the 48th episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the 11th episode of Season 4. This episode is a "very special kind of walkthrough" for the quest "The Path of Knowledge" and parts of the quest "The Gardener of Men" of the Dragonborn questline (DLC).
PlotEditIn the previous episode, Fün is directed toward a wizard known as Neloth who can apparently help her find the rest of the Black Books that detail Frea's previous boyfriends. After discussing her intentions of finding the book, Neloth, the Dickromancer, and Fün Tits travel to a boring Dwarven ruin together to go receive it.
Like any old Dwarven ruin, Fün mostly zones out on everything Neloth tells her and is more preoccupied with trying to find a way to sneak off and pee. Unfortunately, the Black Book is sealed away and requires pressure to open. In order to send steam up to the room, they would need to hit the switch protected by the Dwemer puzzles of ancient times. The puzzles involves changing the water levels in order to reach other parts of the ruin.
The wizard gets Fün to run around with cubes that change the water levels in the ruin, looking very cross as she does this. This intimidates Fün into trying to do well and hopes she can get good marks for her performance.After working hard to hit the switch, Fün finally gets her hands on the book, which takes her to Miraak's Library; a world full of pools of revitalizing green slime, sexual tentacles, flying books, foul tempered librarians, and Herman Melville who talks slower than molasses. Fün tries to make conversation with Miraak but ends up getting bored. She compares Miraak to a magic eight ball and role plays with her inner thought, Emre, if she can get to know Frea better. "Better luck next time" says the eight ball.
After engaging in an excruciating conversation with Herman Melville, Fün rushes out of Library Land in anger and frustration.
- Aaron and Emre mishear Neloth and thinks he said something about a fascinating madness engulfed goat. This is in reference to their Scribblenauts (Game Society Wiki) series.
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