"Time Travel in Skyrim: Back to the Fü-ture" is the twelfth episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the twelfth episode of Season 1. This episode continues the "very special kind of walkthrough" for the Dark Brotherhood quest-line in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.


Fün Tits finds the person that ordered as assassination of the Emperor, and she kills him just as the Emperor wished. She then goes to a draugr barrow to find the money that was owed for killing the Emperor.

After picking up her money, Fün comes up with a plan to travel back in time to save Astrid. She will need a 1.21 gigawatt spell and a flux capacitor for this plan. She tortures some victims in the Dawnstar Dark Brotherhood sanctuary to find out that the flux capacitor is in a hollowed out tree stump. After retrieving the flux capacitor, she changes into some old clothes that she would have been wearing at the time she's traveling back to. Fün then casts the 1.2 gigawatt spell on Shadowmere to ride him into the past.

When Fün Tits arrives in the past, she then immediately skills Astrid. Once Astrid is dead, Fün then spends some "quality time" with her corpse. Then, Fün goes to a guard to inform him that she killed Astrid so that the guard will tell her where the solider that ordered the attack on the sanctuary is so that she can kill him. After this, she needs to go back into time again to keep herself from killing Astrid so that the plan will work. Emre informs her that this plan sounds completely insane.

However, when Fün Tits travels back in time again to tell herself not to kill Astrid anymore. The plan backfires though because she doesn't listen to herself and kills Astrid again anyway. Because of this, Fün decides to go even further back in time to avoid this from happening. She seems to travel too far though, because she ends up in The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (which takes place several hundred years before the events in Skyrim). She then Manheim Maulhand and a random lady in the past, despite Emre's warnings that killing people in the past will ruin the future.

In the end, traveling back in time doesn't help with keeping Astrid alive so Fün Tits just travels back to the present day. She is going to go with her "plan B" now. This plan involves resurrecting Astrid with a staff of dread zombies every 60 seconds. This brings Astrid back as a zombie, but she is still a burnt corpse. Fün Tits decides she wants to stay in the destroyed sanctuary with Astrid, resurrecting her every 60 seconds for the rest of her life.


Skyrim For Pimps - Time Travel in Skyrim (S1E12) Back to the Future-0

Skyrim For Pimps - Time Travel in Skyrim (S1E12) Back to the Future-0

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