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"Unexpecto Patronum" is the 61 episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the 5th episode of Season 5. This episode is a part of a "very special kind of walkthrough" for the Companions Questline.

PlotEdit

Continuing "Ill Met By Moonlight"Edit

S'oggy Balls chases around a stag mentioned by Sindig from the previous episode, in hope of talking to Hircine, the Daedra the ring is named after. With some trouble, S'oggy hunts down the stag and emits a ghostly figure claiming to be Hircine. The aspect of Hircine and S'oggy has a conversation about fealty and how it can be made into a pie. Finally, Hircine tells him the conclusion to destroy Sindig as an offering to it. S'oggy agrees to do so and begins the hunt for Sindig.

Hircine

Hircine

After murdering a random Redguard for calling S'oggy a milk drinker, S'oggy arrives at the Bloated Man's Grotto. He comments that he's mistaken that for a sack of skooma. J'Kier tells him that Sindig is strong due to some Bloodmoon.

Continuing further into the area, S'oggy meets Sindig again. Sindig offers that he could become quite a good asset for S'oggy if he spares his life and fights off the hunters. S'oggy accepts.

"I will spare your life, dipsh*t."

Sindig and S'oggy both in werewolf form, fights and destroy the werewolf hunters. After defeating all of them, Sindig tells S'oggy that he will settle down in Bloated Man's Grotto to avoid killing anyone else. S'oggy tells him he agrees with him and leaves. S'oggy feels good for having defied a god by not killing Sindig as an offering to it. Furthermore, he feels good for killing innocent hunters who were trying to destroy a werewolf who killed a little girl.

Sindig

Outside the cave, the aspect of Hircine is waiting for him. S'oggy tells him that he defies Hircine all while Hircine exhibits good manners and licks anus while having the conversation.

Fighting for the CompanionsEdit

Soggy heart s5e05

S'oggy rips a Sliver Hand's heart out.

Continuing on to destroying the Silver Hand for the Companions, he goes to the Lost Knife Hideout. S'oggy discovers that Burnside does not use his bow when shooting arrows. He just throws them. Intrigued by General Burnside's quirkiness, he checks out Burnside's little battle dance, which S'oggy names "techno" but the voice in his head decides that he has a better name for it, "sh*t." General Burnside and S'oggy fights together and clears out the Lost Knife Hideout with the plans that the Companions were looking for. S'oggy takes the Silver Hand Leader's heart home as a souvenir.

QuoteEdit

Woodchuck butt!

QuestEdit

  • Ill Met By Moonlight
  • Stealing Plans (Radiant Companions' Quest)

VideoEdit

Skyrim For Pimps - Unexpecto Patronum (S5E05) - Companions Walkthrough-010:06

Skyrim For Pimps - Unexpecto Patronum (S5E05) - Companions Walkthrough-0

See alsoEdit

Season 5
S'oggy Balls

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