"Winterhold SUCKS" is the 97th episode in the Skyrim for Pimps series and the 8th episode of Season 6.
In search of an elder scroll, Cock Nibbler goes talk to Esbern. Esbern advises you to go to the College of Winterhold. This evokes memory of Cock's days at Homeless U. He was on the Homeless U football team but the College of Winterhold beat them because they weren't homeless and had resources.
He arrives at the College of Winterhold. At the entrance of the college, Faralda is waiting for him. He must prove his reasons to enter the college. He tells her about the elder scrolls, performs some magic, and gains entry into the college. He goes to the library and talks to Urag gro-Shub, the librarian with an attitude. Urag gives him two books to read about the Elder Scroll but the books are nonsense. Cock complains to Urag about this and the librarian points him to meet its author, Septimus Signus.
Selling drugs to... rabbits?
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