|Role||Drug Dealer, S'oggy Balls' former friend|
|Faction||The Guzzler Family|
|First Appearance||2.08 - Daedric Blind Date|
|Current Status|| Deceased
Ysolda Guzzler is Crotch Guzzler's wife, and the mother of his children. She was first a merchant, or at least was what Crotch Guzzler thought her to be. Later it became known that she was a drug-dealer. S'oggy Balls, who was a friend of hers, assassinated her after learning she was Crotch Guzzler's wife.
Season 2 Edit
Crotch got married to Ysolda, after he proposed during a night in which he was extremely drunk from having 3 whole drinks.
He killed the old owner of the Bannered Mare so that Ysolda could take it over, with the intention of making her drug business prosper.
Season 4 Edit
One dreadful day, Crotch was trying to teach Hroar about mending the roof, when he kept dancing, irritating Crotch, causing him to use the Unrelenting Force shout, which killed Hroar. He went out of his way to hide it from Ysolda, scared she would get angry.
He revived Hroar, and as a zombie, he followed him around. As a way to make up for all the crimes he committed, he decided to make the best pancakes in the world for his family, which took him a long time.
Crotch eventually completed the pancakes, and fed them to his family. The next morning, his family was dead, and he thought it was due to his pancakes, blaming Fün Tits. It was actually S'oggy Balls, who killed Ysolda, as revenge for his brother's death.
Season 5 Edit
S'oggy Balls introduces her to the Skooma drug trade, through this the two become good friends. He asks her to help him read, by sending him angry letters, telling him to stop. Being unable to read, S'oggy never knew that's what the letters said.
Ysolda was introduced to her groom to be, Crotch, through S'oggy Balls in episode 19, "Playnord". Though Crotch Guzzler had no recollection of this first meeting upon being questioned by Ysolda the following day. This was because Crotch Guzzler was highly intoxicated. He was eventually invited to Crotch and Ysolda's wedding. Eventually he figured out that Ysolda was married to Crotch, and as revenge for Crotch killing his brother, he killed her and her daughter, Runa. She was last seen in Skooma Parley, where her corpse was raped and eaten by S'oggy Balls.